Citati Dr. House - Fidelity

Cuddy: "It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, do the complications increase exponentially with cup size?"
Wilson: "I'm not gonna date a patient's daughter."
House: "Very ethical. Of course, most married men would say they don't date at all."

House: "I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do."

House: "As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want."
Wilson: "And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want."
House: "So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world"

Citati Dr. House - The Socratic Method

House: "Ah, my birthday. Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the Sun one more time; I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again."

Cuddy: "Good morning, Dr. House."
House: "Good morning, Dr. Cuddy! Love that outfit. Says, I'm professional, but I'm still a woman. Actually, it sorta yells the second part."
Cuddy: "Yeah, and your big cane is real subtle too."

Foreman: "Mickey Mantle had a whole bar named after him - he got a transplant."
House: "Yeah. Well, Lucy can't switch hit."

Citati Dr. House - Damned If Your Do

House: "You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways."

House: "She has God inside her. It would have been easier to deal with a tumor"

House: "I've been a doctor for years why do I have to keep assuring people I know what I'm doing?"

Citati Dr. House - Maternity

Citati Dr. House - Maternity

House: "Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again."

House: "This is our fault. Doctors over-prescribing antibiotics. Got a cold? Take some penicillin. Sniffles? No problem. Have some azithromycin. Is that not working anymore? Oh, got your Levaquin. Antibacterial soaps in every bathroom. We'll be adding vancomycin to the water supply soon. We bred these superbugs. They're our babies. And they're all grown up and they've got body piercings and a lot of anger."

Citati Dr. House - Occam's Razor

House: "No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate."

Citati Dr. House - Paternity

Chase: "It doesn't necessarily have to be that bad. If we exclude the night terrors it could be something systemic: his liver, kidneys, something outside the brain."
House: "Yes, feel free to exclude any symptom if it makes your job easier."

Citati Dr. House - Pilot (Everbody Lies)

House: "People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort."

Foreman: "Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?"
House: "No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable."